Ημουν ατυχος εχθες!!

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Epitelous vrika xrono na sou steilw to xthesino peristatiko!
Loipon!
Itan xthes to vrady 12+ i wra + lew "ti na kanw,ti na kanw","den paw mia volta n'akousw ligo tin eksatmisoula mou pou kanei wraio ixo?!?"
Proxwraw pou les na mi sta polylogw + stamataw na xazepsw ena speedster 2.2 pou poulage i opel (13000xlm,20000europoulakia!!)
Me to pou mpainw pali sto aftokinito,arxizw tis kserogazies mesa sti nyxta(kanena allo aftokinito)+vgainw apo to parkin tis etairias se ena dromo san tin Kyprou all ligo pio fardis!!Orio 50,gemizw prwti + deftera 4+kati xiliades strofes + vlepw peripoliko se ena parkin apenanti!Les + itan kleidwmeno + o astunomikos koimotan spitaki tou!!Fanari mprosta + kovw deksia prin to fanari(20m ap'to peripoliko) mpas + erthei kaneis + anoiksoume!!!Se 10 defterolepta,skaei muti to peripoliko,parkarei teleiws xalara mprosta mou + gw kanw na fygw!!!Mou kanei no'i'ma na stamatisw,afou katalave oti ekana tin papia + pairnw to pio agno vlemma pou mporw!!
"Xartia tou aftokinitou",mou leei.
"+diplwma?",tou apadaw.
"fer'to",mou leei.
"Exete allaksei tipota sto aftokinito?",me rwtaei
"Nai,to teliko kazanaki tis eksatmisis"
"A,tin eksatmisi",leei.
"Oxi,mono to teliko!!"
"Kanei omws perissotero thoruvo ap'to kanoniko"
"To kserw!!" "Ma gi'afto tin allaksa!!!"
"Exete adeia gi'afto?"
"Oxi,ti adeia na exw?" "To evala stin Ellada,megali etairia,kanei + eksagwges + exei + ekrisi ap'to germaniko T'u'V"!! Tou deixnw + to diafimistiko fulladio tis Festus,me tis smikrunseis tou T'u'V!!
"Afto mou leei den einai tipota!!"
"Pws den einai"tou lew!!"Na'to,edw to leei!"T'u'V Germanias"!!
"Den exete ap'tin Ellada egrisi-dilwsi?"
"Oxi"
"Prepei na pate sto edw T'u'V(Austrias)+ na perasete apo elegxo!!" "Dwste ligo gazi!"
Dinw + gw malaka malaka mexri tis 3000strofes(klassika,afou akougetai arketa ligotero ews para para polu ligotero!) + ton koitaw!!
"Anoikste to port-pagaz"!!
Katevainw + sto kapaki me rwtaei "Exete valei + filtroxoani?" (Edw kara-apagoreuetai)
"Oxi!!" "Ithela na valw alla dustuxws den pairnei!!" "Kainouria texnologia vlepete!!"
"N'anoiksw to kapw na sigoureuteite?"
"Oxi,den akougetai tipota!"
"To port-pagaz?"
"Oxi"
"+ pou prepei na paw gia tin eksatmisi?"
(Mou eksigei,mou kovei ena xarti me ta stoixeia mou(afou ekane 8 wres na katalavei to onoma mou,mou eipe na paw na metafrasw to diplwma mou-+aftos!!-)
"Einai diethnes tou lew"!!
"Oxi" mou leei!!
"Afou to grafei se oles(sxedon)tis glwsses" tou lew + tou deixnw mprosta!!
"Nai,alla egw de mporw na diavasw ta stoixeia sas!!"
"Aaaa,malista!"
"Pigenete gia elegxo + epeita peraste ap'to tmima + zitiste me na to dw",mou leei!! "+ an den einai entaksei,elate me tin kanoniki eksatmisi na ti dw + afti!!"
"Wraia" tou lew!! "Sto epanidein!!!"
"Geia"

Afta!!!Twra perimenw ton Aki na mou steilei to til tou Giwrgou na ton parw na mou steilei ta xartia pou xreiazomai,afou piga simera + mou eipan oti xreiazomai pistopoiitiko oti afti i eksatmisi kanei gia to sygekrimeno modelo!!
Fovamai logw tis eleipsis tou ekswterikou filtrou min einai polu dunati + anagastw na tin vgalw,an + de nomizw!!
Ti na pw!!!